Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

(via rukafais)

Aww man. I think I stuffed up the timing with going home because I think I’m getting sick





really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

at least they fought with expert timing

(via rukafais)

I have come to the conclusion that my friends and I have different ideas/opinions about dancing.

inquisitivebiscuit said: wait, where?

Meadowbank apparently! It looks like it’s really close to the train station too.

I’m such an idiot. I forgot my hair curler needs an adapter. All my adapters are at home. I have to now drive home to curl my hair



You don’t know true frustration until you’ve dug several times through a pile of black clothing, in order to find a SPECIFIC article of black clothing.


(Source: batsandbabydolls, via pssarahwins)

friendly reminder that shaming people for their scars is a horrible thing to do to someone

spanieleyes said: hahaha your puppy is such a big puppy you must be squished! my lap dog is also misguided in her actual size..

Luna is adorable though!

I am squished (my legs are the lump between them)




I lost it at 0:21

(via maybeitsmadness)

oh no. I just found out that there’s like a thrift craft store in sydney and I want to go

"College as explained to me in high school" vs. "College as experienced firsthand"

In high school they told us:

There will be no grades in a class except the midterm and the final, so you have to study hard because failing one test means you fail the class.

Once I was in college a professor said:

Hey, you guys are working really hard on your third paper, so I'm just going to cancel the final and give everyone a hundred on it.

In high school they told us:

In college, class always begins exactly at the scheduled start time. If your class is at 9 AM and you get there at 9:01, the doors will be locked and you'll be out of luck, especially if it's the day of the midterm or final, because then you get a zero.

Once I was in college a professor said:

Does anyone mind if I start class at 3:35 instead of 3:30? These elevators are really slow and I want to have time for a cigarette before I teach for 90 minutes.

In high school they told us:

Every class you miss drops you a full letter grade in college courses.

Once I was in college almost every professor said:

You can miss three classes without a penalty, and a few more if you have a Doctor's note. Sorry to be a hardass, but you automatically fail if you miss more than ten days of class.

In high school they told us:

If you do have papers, your professors just lecture and put the assignments on the syllabus. You're completely responsible for remembering the deadlines, they won't remind you. All your professors will do is lecture and the rest is up to you.

Once I was in college a professor said:

Okay, so your next paper is in two weeks! I'll keep reminding you in the interim, but I just want to make sure you have enough time to do it! Let's run through the structure I want to see real quick, and if you have any questions, feel free to email me or come to my office hours!

In high school they told us:

You have to use MLA formatting and if you make any mistakes in your citations, it'll be considered plagiarism. You'll be expelled and probably sued.

Once I was in college almost every professor said:

Please do not use MLA, it is awful, we use either APA or Chicago here because we are not 14 years old.

In high school they told me:

There is no excuse for an absence. NONE.

In college I called a professor and said:

I'm really, really, really sorry but it's -18 before windchill and I have to walk two miles to get to class.

The professor said:

You stay inside and stay safe. Here's what we're reading today. I'll quiz you next week and if you can get a 90% I'll mark you present. I know you live off-campus, do you have food?

In high school they told me:

Your advisor is just for academia, not personal problems.

In college my advisor called me:

Are you okay? I haven't seen you in class in two weeks and I know you have depression. I can drop off your work if you'd like. Please call me and tell me how you're doing even if you can't get to class.

In high school they told me:

Don't argue. You think this is bad, wait til college.

In college all but one of my professors said:

You wanna argue, do it in a civil manner. We didn't get here today without 5000 years of healthy debate.

my dog wants to be a lap dog. the problem being that she’s about half my size and insisting on cuddling on my lap


"kyoani you can’t fool me"
by a sydney citizen
(pls read the captions for added humour)

part 1 | part 2

(via unicornachos)




This Fursona Generator is both amazing and genuinely terrifying.
It comes up with stuff like “black hamster. it is made of glass. it never blinks.” BUT THEN ALSO  “fairy crab. it is a witch. it is always coated in glitter.”

abyssal platypus. numerous eyeballs float around it. watching. waiting. a golden halo floats above its head.

pastel pink gargoyle. it cries all the time and can’t really do much about it. its insides are glowing.

black and orange spotted slug. it has two heads. it has a halo. over its ass.