I had a crush on this guy and I decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever I saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and I swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious. I made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via genderousblob)

Friendly reminder that I cannot throw a ball to save my life


current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight


(via rukafais)


hair goals forever X

(via beyoncebeytwice)

Wear mismatched colors and go as an existential crisis.

No one would accept this. I’ve turned up places before dressed entirely in magenta.


Foxes’ version of Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now from DW 8x08

(video with clips from DW here)


this will never not be my favorite quote from an anime

(via spooky-scary-skeletonteaparties)



Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

(via jercat)


the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

(via thwipthwipmotherfucker)

describe me in my askbox only using colors

(Source: chainmailsoup, via noxiousghoul)

It’s so freaking windy and I don’t wanna jog in the wind




I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

(Source: theybuiltastatueofus, via hiddensmirk)


What’s the password

(Source: deformutilated, via urbanclictionary)

Oh dear I have no clue what I should go as for Halloween


This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

(via themodifieddoll)