supernatural-tardis:

I had a crush on this guy and I decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever I saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and I swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious. I made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via genderousblob)

Friendly reminder that I cannot throw a ball to save my life

birdghost:

current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight

image

(via rukafais)

violette-roses:

hair goals forever X

(via beyoncebeytwice)

Wear mismatched colors and go as an existential crisis.

No one would accept this. I’ve turned up places before dressed entirely in magenta.

clardis:

Foxes’ version of Queen’s Don’t Stop Me Now from DW 8x08

(video with clips from DW here)

cats-and-kawaii:

this will never not be my favorite quote from an anime

(via spooky-scary-skeletonteaparties)

oszt:

       iraffiruse:

Long exposure, 3 traffic lights in the fog.

damn this just
this fukn does it for me
this is gorgeous

(via jercat)

rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

(via thwipthwipmotherfucker)

describe me in my askbox only using colors

(Source: chainmailsoup, via noxiousghoul)

It’s so freaking windy and I don’t wanna jog in the wind

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

(Source: theybuiltastatueofus, via hiddensmirk)

olympicairwayss:

What’s the password

(Source: deformutilated, via urbanclictionary)

Oh dear I have no clue what I should go as for Halloween

pixiesizedprincess:

This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to. 

(via themodifieddoll)