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Wednesday, July 30th, 2014

Kieren and his less than stellar enthusiasm about his epitaph.

(Source: monroesimon)

Wednesday, July 30th, 2014

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

There was something on my screen and turns out I’d accidentally transfered the words “bitch plz” onto my screen.

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

cassiescottphotography:

Le Ballon à Air Chaud
Chicago, IL
Model: Isabella with Factor
MUA/Hair: Jen Johnson
Creative/Styling: Cassie Scott
© Cassie Scott 2011

Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

Wtnv + trees

(Source: i-would-hail-it, via picturaculminis)

Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via doriangrayshopsatforever21)

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

Tonight’s dinner #yolo

Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

Why does no one in my house wear pants

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Tuesday, July 29th, 2014

I have a massive bug bite on my chin

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Monday, July 28th, 2014

teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

(via buythetickettakethecannoli)

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Monday, July 28th, 2014

if i was a magical girl, what would my color, outfit, and weapon be?

moosecaseatingwillgrahamcrackers:

Wait. you mean i’m NOT a magical girl?

shhh! they’re not supposed to know about us

(Source: mikleos)

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Monday, July 28th, 2014

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

(via pardalia)

Monday, July 28th, 2014

how to own a cat:

*sticky rolls entire body before leaving the house*
Monday, July 28th, 2014

if i was a magical girl, what would my color, outfit, and weapon be?

(Source: mikleos, via theadventuresofkodpiece)

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