me yesterday night :

lol who needs sleep

me today:

i do. i need sleep.

me tonight:

lol who needs sleep

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unimpressedcats:

My foster babies, 8 being born on 17.8, and two adopted babies born a week earlier. They’re growing and making a giant kittypile!

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kellysue:

lady-banner:

Okay, I will accept that some people have different needs/priorities/etc., but really, who the hell brews a pot of decaf coffee at 9AM

Assholes. 

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

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valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

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captainsexychest:

twelveclara:

have you ever watched an episode of something that was so horrible you just sat there afterward like did a group of people really read this script and say ‘wow great idea’

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then-niamh-said:

bookishandi:

madmanswords:

thewibblywobblytardis:

batsymcchicken:

torchwood1701:

where’s my photoshop of Six in Nine’s jacket already?

Ask and you shall receive:

// dude this is the best fucking thing ever holy shit

Now, give us Nine in Six’s outfit.

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omg help

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One of my rescue orchids is going to bloom soon and I’m so happy~

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likeyou-onlysweeter:

PSA:

If somebody has scars, bald spots, etc., DON’T POINT THEM OUT

IT’S OKAY, THEY ALREADY KNOW

DON’T FUCKING POINT IT OUT AND MAKE THEM SELF CONSCIOUS

this has been a psa

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criedwolves:

pb | marceline

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theslinkylizard:

myblackeyeddemon:

theslinkylizard:

Baby got a bath today~

How did you get a dinosaur

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This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!

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tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

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